Just please withdraw the class-action lawsuit.
hat that says "Fred's Fudge and Candies". Because you have a little uniform, and a. We-, I-I'm just saying that you are employed currently as a person who. But maybe you could see how, since you do. That's nice! I'm still suing you all! Nobody calls me a fudge packer! Cruise, my son is so, so sorry, and he would do anything to take back his hurtful comments. Stan has taken off his hat and looks at the floor guiltily. Hey, don't start blaming me for his looks!īack at the fudge factory, Tom Cruise is busy packing fudge as Stan and Randy stand behind him. We can't possibly go up against their lawyers!ĭammit, Marsh, why couldn't you have just kept your stupid ugly kid in line?! Stan, a class-action lawsuit means the end of this town. Other kids called him a fudge packer, even Mr. They are going to sue the bejezzus out of this entire town, m'kay! Tom Cruise has put together a class-action lawsuit, along with 200 other celebrities! Little boy, you don't understand how serious this is. You just had to push it, didn't you, Stan? You just had to make fun of Tom Cruise again! Walks into Victoria's office to discover his parents, the mayor, the counselor, Kyle's parents, and the police Stan Marsh, come to the principal's office immediately! No that- that's a closet too.Īt South Park Elementary, Mr. Oh, just the door down the hall there, Jared. All of us together can put a stop to that slander coming from that town once and for all! No longer will they make snide remarks about whoever they want. If anyone has a gripe against that shithole, it's me! That town thinks they can say whatever they want about people and get away with it! South Park, Colorado, is the most racist, insensitive, and bigoted place in this country! Yeah, well, I was just over there doing a little fly fishing and this little boy walks up and calls me a fudge packer! I know, right? And then other kids in the town and their teacher start joining in. That town suggested that I was made of shit! That town just seems to be a hotbed of hatred and lies! Shockingly, I've just been slandered once again in the town of South Park, something I know you can all relate to.
Guys, I want to really thank you all for coming. No buts! If you want to accuse somebody of being a fudgepacker, you're gonna pay the consequences!Īt Tom Cruise's mountain lodge, a big crowd of celebrities has gathered. That's it! I'm suing this entire intolerant town! You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it! I am a very busy actor who is trying to get away for a week and do some fly fishing! ĭude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge. Cruise?ĭude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.īut I'm not a fudge packer! Huh? Oh, wow it is! Hey, guys, check it out. You guys, stop! All you're doing is rehashing a bunch of old stuff! Kinda like Cartman's dad shipped out on him. Oh God, you guys, really? This again? Īnd here is where all the fudge is put into boxes to be shipped all over the world. Here you can see where the cocoa is mixed with the sugar and milk. Our factory works 24/7 to produce candy, and we have over 500 employees. Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.At fudge factory for a field trip, A tour guide shows Mr. Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.Īrm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor. Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.Įarn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.Īrm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.įor a thousand years, the battle has been waged. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior.